Julian Jupiter

Bata: Tay ano baya ang eskeleytor? Tatay: Way dan agdanan sa mga building na adalagan patas pababa, na tindeg ka lamang mabot kaw sa madason na floor. Bata: Tay ang elebeytor ano dato? Tatay: Way dan pareo ra ang eskeleytor pero beken agdan na inggagamit sa building na mabot kaw sa floor maliag mo pakunan. Bata: Ay tay ang calculator ano dato? Ag isip ang Tatay... Tatay: Way doy pakimani ren lang imong Nanay tenged ako ara pa kasakay sa calculator!

Professor: What is Ethics? Juan: Ethics are cousin of ducks. What can you say Sir? Professor: Very good. That Ethic will lay egg, and that egg will be your grade!

Kamatayan: Pedro kukunin na kita! Pedro: Huwag na po muna ngayon, marami pa akong gagawin. Kamatayan: Di pwede! Ikaw ang una sa listahan ko eh... Pedro: Sandali lang, ipagtitimpla kita ng kape. (Nilagyan ni Pedro ng pampatulog ang kape ni Kamatayan. Nang makatulog ito, binura niya ang pangalan niya sa unahan at inilagay sa hulihan.) Kamatayan: Nakatulog ako nang mahimbing! Dahil mabait ka sa akin, sa hulihan na ako magsisimula.

ANAK: Nay, anuno ateng sera? NANAY: Lapu-lapu Doy. ANAK: Aden akabetang Nay? NANAY: Dian sa lamesan, sagyapa lamang. ANAK: Ara Nay!. Dia talbos y ang camote lamang. Aden ang lapu-lapu digue? NANAY: Dan maman! Lapu-lapuan mo lamang y ang mainit na tubig.

New7Wonders of the World (2001-2007) was an initiative started in 2001 by the Swiss corporation New7Wonders Foundation to choose Wonders of the World from a selection of 200 existing monuments. A popularity poll was led by Canadian-Swiss Bernard Weber and organized by the New7Wonders Foundation based in Zurich, Switzerland, with winners announced on July 7, 2007 in Lisbon. The New7Wonders Foundation is regulated by the Swiss Federal Foundation Authority as all nationwide-active foundations in Switzerland are. It was the first in a planned series of lists; in 2007 the foundation launched New7Wonders of Nature, which will be the subject of voting until Nov. 11, 2011. New7Wonders Cities is the next project. The New7Wonders Foundation claimed that more than 100 million votes were cast through the Internet or by telephone. Nothing prevented multiple votes, so the poll was considered "decidedly unscientific". According to John Zogby, founder and current President/CEO of the Utic...

Civil Service Examination was held on May 22, 2011. Palawan, again, became one of the testing centers in the country. Beginning February, I had been attending review until the eve of the exam at Polaris Review Center. After some wait, those who have passed the exam were posted in the website of CSC. Luckily, I was able to make it: Civil Service Professional. Thanks God!

Monday, July 18, 2011, my office mate and I went to SSS, Puerto Princesa to apply for SSS Unified ID. First, we secured an application form. After filling out this form, we went out to get a number from the security guard and waited for calling our numbers. As my number was called, I submitted the form and they asked for my two valid IDs - I presented my BIR TIN and PhilHealth IDs. After a while, gave me the Acknowledgment Slip. I was advised to get new number for picture ID processing. When my number was called I went to a small booth where they took a photo of mine. According to them, they will send me my ID through Postal Office not less than six (6) months onwards. However, it took a year before they have delivered me my UMID. Anyway, I like the design of it.