Julian Jupiter

I went to NBI office to secure clearance for my employment. It was lunch break. As I was approaching the area, few people were going out. Until I found myself the only one transacting. The frontdesk gave me a copy of request form. I sat down and filled out the form. As soon as I finished filling out the form, I handed over the form to the frontdesk. The personnel checked the form and made some corrections. She gave it back to me and I asked to whom I should submit the form. She told me to try to submit it to the cashier if it would be accepted as it was already lunch break. When I tried to call the attention of the cashier to pay for my request, she immediately replied that it's lunch break and they would entertain transaction at 1PM. Knowing that a government office should entertainment transacting public even during lunch break, I asked her why they were not practicing "NO NOON BREAK" policy when they are a government agency. All she said was the system didn't w

(Teacher nahuli si Boy na nangungopya) Teacher: Boy! Ganyan ka na ba talaga kabobo?! Boy: Ma'am! Seeking help is not a sign of ignorance. It's an intellectual act that allows people to admit that some situations are not meant to handled alone.

Bata: Tay ano baya ang eskeleytor? Tatay: Way dan agdanan sa mga building na adalagan patas pababa, na tindeg ka lamang mabot kaw sa madason na floor. Bata: Tay ang elebeytor ano dato? Tatay: Way dan pareo ra ang eskeleytor pero beken agdan na inggagamit sa building na mabot kaw sa floor maliag mo pakunan. Bata: Ay tay ang calculator ano dato? Ag isip ang Tatay... Tatay: Way doy pakimani ren lang imong Nanay tenged ako ara pa kasakay sa calculator!

Professor: What is Ethics? Juan: Ethics are cousin of ducks. What can you say Sir? Professor: Very good. That Ethic will lay egg, and that egg will be your grade!

Kamatayan: Pedro kukunin na kita! Pedro: Huwag na po muna ngayon, marami pa akong gagawin. Kamatayan: Di pwede! Ikaw ang una sa listahan ko eh... Pedro: Sandali lang, ipagtitimpla kita ng kape. (Nilagyan ni Pedro ng pampatulog ang kape ni Kamatayan. Nang makatulog ito, binura niya ang pangalan niya sa unahan at inilagay sa hulihan.) Kamatayan: Nakatulog ako nang mahimbing! Dahil mabait ka sa akin, sa hulihan na ako magsisimula.

ANAK: Nay, anuno ateng sera? NANAY: Lapu-lapu Doy. ANAK: Aden akabetang Nay? NANAY: Dian sa lamesan, sagyapa lamang. ANAK: Ara Nay!. Dia talbos y ang camote lamang. Aden ang lapu-lapu digue? NANAY: Dan maman! Lapu-lapuan mo lamang y ang mainit na tubig.